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Sunday, November 27, 2011

What Confucius didn't say...

...but probably should have:

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Lady who goes camping must beware
of evil intent.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired;
man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right,
it determines who is left.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.


  1. Oh, wise woman- thank you for sharing these. I know a few people who need a lift this morning :)

  2. Oh, I needed a good laugh. Thank you!! =D