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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Love is Grand!

Love is grand!
Divorce is a hundred grand. *************************
 Time may be a great healer,
 But it's a lousy beautician.
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 Conscience is what hurts
When everything else feels good.
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 Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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 Even if you are on the right track,
 You'll get run over if you just sit there.

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 In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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 I plan on living forever. So far, So good.
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 Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
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 A day without sunshine is like night.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
 But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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 The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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 Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
 Sometimes it comes alone.
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 Life not only begins at forty,
 It also begins to show.
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